Where Nerd Culture Meets Real Results
Ascended Fitness was founded in 2025 to make health and fitness simple, sustainable, and—most importantly—fun. Whether you're a gamer, a busy professional, or someone just starting out, this one-of-a-kind coaching service helps you level up in real life.
Coach Garrett Kriegseis blends expert personal training and straightforward nutrition guidance into a program that meets you where you are. You’ll build real habits, see real progress, and stay consistent without burning out.
Looking for a more creative twist? Check out Mythic Gains—a fantasy-inspired fitness journey where your workouts power a custom Dungeons & Dragons-style campaign. It’s fitness with a side of adventure.
At Ascended Fitness, you don’t just train. You quest.
You’ll get:
Join the party. Slay your excuses. Roll for transformation.